Saturday, August 31, 2013

Conrad Stargard Series by Leo Frankowski


"One moment Conrad Schwartz was suffering from a severe hangover as he hiked through the mountains of present-day Poland, the next he was running for his life from an angry Teutonic knight. Things went downhill from there, and he finally had to face the disheartening fact he had somehow been stranded in 1231 A.D.

He would have been happier if he had known less history. But there was very bad news in his new future, so he set out to turn Medieval Poland into the most powerful country in the thirteenth century. It wouldn't be easy. He would be investigated by the Inquisition (he should have expected that), be knighted, round up vassals, build a city, survive armed combat with the Champion of the Teutonic Knights, invent the steam engine and cloth factories, establish universal education, and organize an army.

He needed that army most of all, because he knew that the Mongol hordes would attack in only ten years and destroy medieval Poland—and that would really mess up Conrad's life."

One of my favorite genres is alternate history, including stories in which modern people are dropped into other times to survive.  Whether its cmsix's work, Eric Flint's Assiti Shards series, or Harry Turtledove's many novels, I love 'em all.

I like the Conrad Stargard series too, but there are also several things that I just don't like about it.  It all basically boils down to one point - Conrad is a bit of a dick.  For some reason, I don't like him all that much.

First, though Conrad's helping advance Poland technologically, hoping to help Europe survive the oncoming mongol hordes, he has no problem taking advantage of all the young, pretty peasant girls.  OK, maybe I don't have that much trouble with that, but I do have a problem with how he refuses to man up and accept some sort of commitment with any of the loving and devoted nubile young ladies.  When he eventually does get married to an admittedly sexy french woman, its mostly for political reasons and he quickly becomes estranged from her.

Secondly, though he at times takes charge of the situation and people around him, most of the time he is so absorbed in his engineering work that he completely ignores the world around him.  People are constantly getting pissed of at him for being absentminded.

Still, its a great story, if you can look past the flawed protagonist.  Oh, also the intelligent horses who for some reason gain religion and the bio-engineered sex slaves/servants.  Those things kinda ruin it for me too.

Sunday, August 25, 2013

Sweet Temptation

This weekend I've started posting a new story called Sweet Temptation.  Its going to be a more sex-centric story, initially based on an actual encounter I had about a year ago.  With some minor changes, of course.

At first, I planned on it being a one chapter, short story, but I just liked the premise so much and couldn't help but imagine more.  I hope people enjoy it.

Saturday, August 17, 2013

The Dig by Alan Dean Foster

I'm going to be trying something new from now on.  Every other week or so, whenever I'm not posting a chapter, I'll instead post a small review of a book or comic that I like and want to share.

I hope someone enjoys...


"When an asteroid out of nowhere threatens to hit Earth, a space shuttle is sent to nudge it into a safe orbit. Venturing to the surface, three crew members become trapped as the asteroid suddenly leaves orbit, transporting them to a strange planet light years away. To find their way home, the intrepid explorers must embark on a dangerous archaeological adventure in this tale of galactic intrigue and suspense."

I played the game "The Dig", made by Steven Spielberg and LucasArts, years before I read the book.  In fact, I didn't even know that there was a book.  The game was my first experience with a point-and-click style adventure and I absolutely fell in love, not only with the genre, but also with the story.

The premise of the story is simple: a party of three astronauts (a veteran American astronaut, a German scientist, and an Asian journalist) travels to an asteroid that has come too close for comfort to Earth.  After setting off a series of carefully placed explosive charges to move the rock into a stable orbit, they discover that the asteroid is in fact an alien artifact - some sort of powerful FTL transportation device.

As you can expect, the trio are then transported against their will to a far off alien planet.  But instead of encountering a welcoming committee, they uncover a long deserted alien civilization.  What can you do in a situation like that, but go exploring in an attempt to find a way home?  Besides the themes of exploration and discovery, adventure and the need to get home before they starve, there are also deeper delvings into the meanings of life/death/immortality.

The book might not be everyone's cup of tea, but it holds a special place on my bookshelf.  Check it out if you're willing and able.

Sunday, August 11, 2013

An Unconventional Family 3

A new chapter for An Unconventional Family is now up.

As always, I appreciate any feedback and I promise to answer all e-mails eventually.